Hahahahaha look at this funny conversation.
Tom: Ha-ha! Have you heard?
John: What?
Tom: About the headstrong habidasher heartily harrassing a heavy-handed heathen?
Mary: I haven't.
Tom: And a haggard hamster hafting hairy haemorroids?
John: How horrid!
Mary: I heard a hallmark hero become a heretical hermit to henceforth help a herd of handsome high-brow hedgehogs.
Luke: Well I hearkened to a harem of handicap hawks performing hara-kiri whilst a harlot harlequin harnessed a harp via harpoon, herself haughty and with a horrible hunch. A haven turn to havoc when a harrowed hermaphrodite hick heaved a halberd hastily hither, a horrendous hornet studying horticulture, hounding a hungover husband to hospital - a husky hypnotist humble with hunger and an honourable hoodlum having hypertension and humming the history of Hinduism to hence come home to the heckling harem of hawks now hesitating their heirarchy of homicidal heritage!